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guinness world records man:  sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:  i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:  [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
every episode of scooby doo

guy:  something spooky's happening
fred:  k we'll come check it out
fred:  daphne, velma come with me
daphne:  lol okei
shaggy:  but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma:  shut up you two
shaggy and scooby:  *run into monster*
scooby:  RAGGY
shaggy:  *oblivious to everything*
shaggy:  zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:  part 1*
shaggy and scooby:  *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred:  what happened?
shaggy:  M-M-MONSTER
velma:  uh oh
monster:  boo
all:  AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:  part 2*  *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma:  my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster:  *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma:  thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:  part 3*
monster:  whoops i tripped
scooby:  i captured you  *they pull the monster's mask off*
fred:  oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy:  and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
all:  *laugh*
When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:




All I can think about right now is snowboarding and how much better my life is going to be once I can go out everyday.