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"We live on a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea, and you don’t believe in miracles?"
-(via raysofthesun)

"Run into the underworld with guns and set the sinners free"

Anonymous: why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

grinderman2:

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
-

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”


guinness world records man:  sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:  i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:  [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]